Friday, December 10, 2010

Recipe for kajira

(What follows is a reprint of previous writing of mine, some of it more than a decade old, that appeared in various places including "The Bear Bitch Project" and The Gorean Voice, which I co-created and served as editor for a few years. The webzine is long defunct, and the archives of the site are sadly incomplete, but it pleases me to present my thoughts then, to my audience here. As always, if you have a question or comment for me, use the e-mail link in my profile down there somewhere.)

"This girl has always been annoyed how the books will talk of with the right diet and excersize a girl is transformed into beautiful slave..."

Okay girls, for all of you worried about diets and Gorean slavery, here it is.

Here is a recipe that you can whip up yourselves, using ingredients that I'll bet you have laying around the house right now. The end result is one you and your owner will be most happy with, I assure you.

Now, run to the kitchen! Shoo!

Everyone ready?

Here goes:

Mix equal parts intelligence, creativity, and the serious, thoughtful reading of the **entire set** of Gorean novels. Let that simmer for a few years. In the meantime in a large dish fold a heaping portion of self-control into your ego (to take out the bitterness) and add to that a dash of honest self-examination. Very carfully measure out the realities of your life including children, family and other responsibilities and add it to the mix. Cover and let that marinate a while.

While that is marinating, prepare your strength. This step cannot be overstressed, since it is the most important trait a Gorean slave can have. Examine your strength it for all the parts that should be there, including durability, tenacity, consistency and purity. If there is the smallest doubt in you about any of these ingredients, put it all away and try again in a few years when there might be a better crop.


If the marinade has not congealed in the harsh reality of what a Gorean slave is, and your strength has measured up to what can be expected of a Gorean slave, then here is the final step.

Slather the mixure liberally all over your psyche. Let it soak in while you again take time to reflect on the seriousness of what it is you are choosing to do -- and how it will affect not only you but those you love. Consider carefully not only what you might gain, but what your decision might cost yourself and others.

Bake and serve.

Enjoy this recipe, girls, and I hope it proves food for thought.